Neil Gunther
Computer Information Systems Researcher
Computer scientist and theoretical physicist; the nexus being information and ♬
Computer Science
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http://www.perfdynamics.com
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1840 tweets
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XML Bray pushes functional programming (Erlang, Clojure) for concurrency and multicores http://j.mp/bju54r #haskell #mathematica
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GMantra: Performance analysis is complicated by your brain thinking LINEARLY about a computer system that is NONLINEAR. http://bit.ly/41jqUz
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Little known German composer with a big name ... of Ulm http://j.mp/NAqLO (via @EagerEyes ) #music #montypython
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Just in case @TwitterAPI thinks I didn't notice, my "Tweets mentioning" stream was missing for the past 3 weeks = Bad. Now back = Good.
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LAPD security rules roadblock Google cloud mail adoption for LA city govt http://j.mp/cYMlDy (via @BreakingNews )
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Linux load average is not your average kind of average http://j.mp/vhOq9 #performance #GCaP #UNIX
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Japan: Economic dynamo to dinosaur over 2 decades http://j.mp/cpEVrJ Are #USA #EU and #UK next?
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"Retirement really sucks" - Jerry Kaplan (ex Go Corp http://j.mp/bz1NXr) interviewed in SJ Mirky News http://j.mp/bNzIQq by @sjcobrien
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IBM IT Top Ten List http://j.mp/bYlAZE includes: #greenIT #scalability #XML #BigData #BI
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How to Quantify Scalability http://j.mp/9enGnT page updated #performance #GCaP #velocityconf
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The Middle Class in America Is Radically Shrinking (yahoo finance) http://bit.ly/cJ4d2w (via @pourmecoffee )
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GMantra: Modeling is to monitoring as weather forecasting is to watching a weather-vane twist in the wind. http://bit.ly/cnYm1K
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GMantra: All meaning has a pattern, but not all patterns have a meaning. http://bit.ly/cnYm1K
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Das Wetter hier in Deutschland ist großartig! Gesendet von der Biergarten von KuBu am Opernplatz http://j.mp/aCQS63
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GMantra: You never REmove a bottleneck, you just MOVE it. http://bit.ly/9mBq2h
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GMantra: All information is physical therefore, physics pwnz computer science. :) http://bit.ly/bHREW3
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GMantra: Busy work does not the truth maketh. http://bit.ly/Nbr6c
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GMantra: Performance management is to systems management as the homunculus is to the human body. http://bit.ly/9V3blq
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GMantra: All competitive benchmarking is institutionalized cheating. http://bit.ly/6qWb2
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GMantra: All performance models are wrong, but some are wronger than others. http://bit.ly/apswCo
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GMantra: Time is the zeroth performance metric. http://tinyurl.com/yhwt35c
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New finding from perf data: SAN disk array == M/M/1 queue. Details ➔
2nd edn of Perl::PDQ book http://j.mp/3XlzR @SpringerAlerts #storage
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GMantra: More often than not, performance modeling is really about spreading the guilt around. http://tinyurl.com/ydekqeb

