Neil Gunther
Computer Information Systems Researcher
http://bit.ly/9tL49s
Computer Science
http://twitter.com/DrQz
http://www.perfdynamics.com
334 followers
1327 tweets
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GMantra: Performance analysis is complicated by your brain thinking LINEARLY about a system that is NONLINEAR. http://bit.ly/41jqUz
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Heading down to the gallows in Hall A at #hotsos10 > "How to Quantify Oracle Scalability," Parts I and II
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GMantra: If the measurements don't support your performance model, change the measurements. http://tinyurl.com/y9bryc6
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GMantra: Performance prediction is to monitoring as weather forecasting is to watching a weather-vane twist in the wind.
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GMantra: Management will often let a project fail; as long as it fails on time! http://bit.ly/biSU3n
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My #Hotsos slides are finally a wrap http://bit.ly/9sQh7C ... Until they're not. :/ #oracle #performance #dallas
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My review of @grahamfarmelo 's bio of quantum physicist P.A.M. Dirac for the New York Journal of Books http://bit.ly/cQMoeH #QED #physics
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GMantra: It's never the network! [ Might be the netAdm :) ] http://bit.ly/3lagm
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Q: What goes in #ITIL box: Business Metrics>Service Delivery>Service Level Mgmt? A: Guerrilla capacity planning http://bit.ly/8XoC6L #ITSM
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Guerrilla training classes coming up @LarkspurHotels http://bit.ly/8XoC6L Tweeters get 20% off with code: NOFAILWHALE #GBoot #GCaP
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PerfTweets have now become a new global performance-data experiment with its own @PerformaTweet account. @sperformance @alexgorbachev
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GMantra: Little's law means a lot! http://bit.ly/34W4hQ
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PerfTweet from "TowerMac" ( Macintosh powerpc) up 31 days, with load averages: 0.46 0.56 1.19 as of Thu Mar 4 10:00:01 PST 2010
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Guerrilla training classes coming up @LarkspurHotels http://bit.ly/8XoC6L Tweeters get 20% off with code: NOFAILWHALE
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RT @nealrichter "Jack & The Beanstalk" http://bit.ly/ahwSLz << BTW: Why Are There No Giants? http://bit.ly/do2qVv & http://bit.ly/cD4mnT
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GMantra: It's never the network! [ Might be the netadmin :) ] http://bit.ly/3lagm
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PerfTweet from "TowerMac" ( Macintosh powerpc) up 30 days, with load averages: 0.49 0.54 0.50 as of Wed Mar 3 10:00:00 PST 2010
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RT @williamlouth @DrQz I really like "All meaning has a pattern, but not all patterns have a meaning" http://bit.ly/cnYm1K :-) @musicCS
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RT @NewsHour @SusanDelacourt : Twitter political reporting; lessons learned in Australia. http://to.pbs.org/b6R4NM #oz #politics
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GMantra: All performance models are wrong, but some are wronger than others. http://bit.ly/apswCo
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PerfTweet from "TowerMac" ( Macintosh powerpc) up 29 days, with load averages: 0.38 0.62 0.56 as of Tue Mar 2 10:00:00 PST 2010
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GMantra: When it comes to the art of performance analysis and capacity planning, THE ART IS IN THE SCIENCE. http://bit.ly/azOa1A
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PerfTweet from "TowerMac" ( Macintosh powerpc) up 28 days, with load averages: 1.14 1.15 1.22 as of Mon Mar 1 10:46:43 PST 2010
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GMantra: Gunther's law of productivity:- If you want to be more productive, go to sleep. http://bit.ly/dNTTN
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PerfTweet from "TowerMac" ( Macintosh powerpc) up 27 days, with load averages: 1.42 1.33 1.42 as of Sun Feb 28 10:00:00 PST 2010
