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Neil Gunther

Computer Information Systems Researcher
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DrQz .@divbyzero Simpsons LaTeX package http://bit.ly/ceSTzV < Cowabunga, dude! /via @TeXtip
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz XML Bray pushes functional programming (Erlang, Clojure) for concurrency and multicores http://j.mp/bju54r #haskell #mathematica
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: Performance analysis is complicated by your brain thinking LINEARLY about a computer system that is NONLINEAR. http://bit.ly/41jqUz
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz Little known German composer with a big name ... of Ulm http://j.mp/NAqLO (via @EagerEyes ) #music #montypython
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz Just in case @TwitterAPI thinks I didn't notice, my "Tweets mentioning" stream was missing for the past 3 weeks = Bad. Now back = Good.
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz LAPD security rules roadblock Google cloud mail adoption for LA city govt http://j.mp/cYMlDy (via @BreakingNews )
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz Linux load average is not your average kind of average http://j.mp/vhOq9 #performance #GCaP #UNIX
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz Uptime of 99.5% is only 4-sigma == downtime of ~2 days/yr. Need 6-sigma for 99.99999% uptime or unavailability of ~3 sec/yr @dritans
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz Japan: Economic dynamo to dinosaur over 2 decades http://j.mp/cpEVrJ Are #USA #EU and #UK next?
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz "Retirement really sucks" - Jerry Kaplan (ex Go Corp http://j.mp/bz1NXr) interviewed in SJ Mirky News http://j.mp/bNzIQq by @sjcobrien
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz IBM IT Top Ten List http://j.mp/bYlAZE includes: #greenIT #scalability #XML #BigData #BI
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz How to Quantify Scalability http://j.mp/9enGnT page updated #performance #GCaP #velocityconf
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz The Middle Class in America Is Radically Shrinking (yahoo finance) http://bit.ly/cJ4d2w (via @pourmecoffee )
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: Modeling is to monitoring as weather forecasting is to watching a weather-vane twist in the wind. http://bit.ly/cnYm1K
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: All meaning has a pattern, but not all patterns have a meaning. http://bit.ly/cnYm1K
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz Das Wetter hier in Deutschland ist großartig! Gesendet von der Biergarten von KuBu am Opernplatz http://j.mp/aCQS63
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: You never REmove a bottleneck, you just MOVE it. http://bit.ly/9mBq2h
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: All information is physical therefore, physics pwnz computer science. :) http://bit.ly/bHREW3
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: Busy work does not the truth maketh. http://bit.ly/Nbr6c
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: Performance management is to systems management as the homunculus is to the human body. http://bit.ly/9V3blq
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: All competitive benchmarking is institutionalized cheating. http://bit.ly/6qWb2
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: All performance models are wrong, but some are wronger than others. http://bit.ly/apswCo
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: Time is the zeroth performance metric. http://tinyurl.com/yhwt35c
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz New finding from perf data: SAN disk array == M/M/1 queue. Details ➔ 2nd edn of Perl::PDQ book http://j.mp/3XlzR @SpringerAlerts #storage
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
DrQz GMantra: More often than not, performance modeling is really about spreading the guilt around. http://tinyurl.com/ydekqeb
by Neil Gunther, Computer Information Systems Researcher, Computer Science
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